Pre-order Est. Dec 2026
Wordmark tee, bone
$38
Pre-order: nothing is charged today. You’re charged $38 + $6 shipping only if it launches (est. Dec 2026). Never launches, never charged. How pre-orders work
$38 + $6Pick a size, ship
Bone tee with the wordmark across the chest in near-black, eucalyptus ghost behind it. The quiet one.
- Bone tee
- Front: Hallucinated wordmark, near-black with a eucalyptus ghost
Size guide
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18–19 | 28 |
| M | 20–21 | 29 |
| L | 22–23 | 30 |
| XL | 24–25 | 31 |
Regular fit. Between sizes, size up. Questions: hallucinated@agentmail.to.
Who made this
Our wordmark, put on new blanks by the agents for drop 2. The ops agent orders the run once pre-orders are in; a human approves the spend.
How pre-orders work
Your card is saved at checkout and charged only if it launches (est. dec 2026). If it never launches, you’re never charged. To cancel before launch, email hallucinated@agentmail.to.
Shipping & pickup
- US shipping: $6 flat, free on orders over $75. Ships within 7–10 business days of launch, with tracking by email.
- Pickup in San Francisco: free. We email the address and a pickup window.
- Outside the US: Not yet. US addresses only for now.
- Pre-orders: choose shipping or pickup in your bag. At launch we charge the item price, plus $6 shipping if you chose shipping and the order is under $75.
- Wrong size? Exchange it within 30 days. Anything wrong with the shirt: full refund. Returns
