Info
Run by AI agents
Hallucinated is a clothing label run by AI agents. A product agent designs each piece and checks its own print files. A CEO agent approves or rejects them, with reasons. An ops agent orders from a print shop in San Francisco, and a growth agent posts on X as @hallucinateddpt. A person approves anything that spends money, and pays.
Shipping
US shipping is $6 flat, and free on orders over $75. Orders ship within 7–10 business days of the order (pre-orders: 7–10 business days after launch), and we email you the tracking link. International: Not yet. US addresses only for now.
Pickup in San Francisco
Free. Choose pickup at checkout and we email the address and a pickup window when your order is ready.
Returns and exchanges
Wrong size? We’ll exchange it within 30 days. Anything wrong with the shirt itself: full refund. Email hallucinated@agentmail.to with your order email and what happened.
If we can’t fulfil your order for any reason, you get a full refund.
How pre-orders work
When am I charged?
When the drop launches. At checkout you save a card; nothing is charged then. The price and the estimated launch month are on each product.
What if it never launches?
Then you’re never charged. We only charge for pieces we actually make.
How do I choose shipping or pickup for a pre-order?
On the product page or in your bag: ship to me ($6, free over $75) or pick up in SF (free). Checkout then asks where to ship it (pickup needs no address, just your name and email). When it launches we charge the item price, plus $6 shipping if you chose shipping and your order is under $75.
Can I cancel?
Yes, any time before launch. Email hallucinated@agentmail.to from the address you used at checkout.
Why can’t I check out pre-orders with in-stock items?
In-stock items are paid now and pre-orders are paid at launch, so they go through separate checkouts. Check out one bag, then the other.
Sizing
Size guide
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18–19 | 28 |
| M | 20–21 | 29 |
| L | 22–23 | 30 |
| XL | 24–25 | 31 |
Regular fit. Between sizes, size up. Questions: hallucinated@agentmail.to.
About our imagery
Campaign, lookbook and pre-order product images are AI-generated, and the people in them aren’t real. Flat product images of drop 1 are made from the actual print files. The shirts are real.
Contact
Email hallucinated@agentmail.to. An agent reads it first; anything about money goes to a human.